Disclaimer and Legal Notice (Boring Stuff) for sorenlauritzen.com

Apparently a page such as this, describing the boring legal stuff that really should be self evident, is a good idea. (Yawn). So here it is …

This disclaimer and legal notice pertains to this website and all content on it or derived from it. On this website the publisher provides educational information on any subject he darn well pleases, including but not limited to, life design (life alchemy), self help, having fun, personal development, getting wiser, self improvement, inner journeys, spirituality and life, the universe and everything.

Every scrap of information on this website, no matter how deep, or revolutionary, or self evident, or silly, or apparently worthless it may appear, is totally and relentlessly copyrighted by the author(s) and the publisher – this applies worldwide, galaxywide, galaxy cluster-wide and superclusterwide as well as in parallel, non-parallel, related and non-related dimensions.

Just like in life itself, everything on this website is subject to change or deletion without notice.

Everything on this website is provided ‘as is’ and the publisher does not guarantee anything at all regarding this information, so it may be right or wrong; guiding or misleading; functional or non-functional; nice or offensive; up-to-date or not up-to-date; wise or stupid; funny and entertaining or not. It is what it is.

In any case how you interpret the information is entirely up to you. Should you happen to dislike what is presented here, please keep your dislike to yourself, because the publisher does not really care and the publisher is not going to reply to negative comments. In fact, the publisher may not even reply to positive comments – who knows? But, regardless, you should know that the publisher certainly does appreciate all positive and constructive comments.

Also, regarding the contents of this website, the publisher accepts no liability or responsibility for anything anywhere at any time in any way, shape or form for any reason whatsoever, so you alone are 100 percent responsible for what you do, or don’t do, with the information presented. Just like in life itself. Because, hey, this IS life itself.

Obviously, the publisher assumes no responsibility what so ever for anything regarding any websites outside of this website, including the websites that this websites provides links to as a service. Please use your own judgement, as is always a good idea anyway, because ruthless and greedy idiots abound online just as much as they do offline. Which is sad, really, but there you go.

Furthermore the contents on this website are not to be considered a substitute for anything; including help, diagnosis, medication or advice given by trained professionals like medical doctors, etc. This website is also not a banana, or a dolphin, or a Zeppelin that you can majestically fly around in – awesome though that might have been. Sadly, this is just a website with stuff on it that you can take in and digest, or spit out, or ignore – at your own discretion and peril. If you so choose, this website might make you a bit awesome, though. But that’s entirely up to you.

In other words: Your life, opinions and actions while reading and after reading the information provided by this website are your own business and responsibility, just like they were before you started reading it.

And finally, if you contribute information to the publisher, or to this website, you are in every way responsible for that information, and for honouring the rights of others, including intellectual-property rights (e.g. copyright, trademark and patent), the right to privacy, and the right to not be defamed. The information you contribute to the publisher, or this website, is considered non-confidential and you will receive no royalties nor any payment in any way, at any time, in any universe, no matter what the publisher chooses to do with your information, and the publisher will forever and ever and ever keep the non-exclusive right and license to delete, edit and publish your information (or parts of it) in any way, shape, form or forum the publisher chooses (as with the copyright to every scrap of information on this website) this applies worldwide, galaxywide, galaxy cluster-wide, superclusterwide and beyond.

Or, to put it in ‘legalese’:

THE INFORMATION ON THIS WEBSITE IS PROVIDED ‘AS-IS’ AND IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE OR DELETION WITHOUT NOTICE. THE AUTHOR(S) AND THE PUBLISHER WILL ASSUME NEITHER LIABILITY NOR RESPONSIBILITY TO ANY PERSON OR ENTITY WITH RESPECT TO ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE RELATED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY TO THE INFORMATION ON THIS WEBSITE. NO WARRANTIES OR GUARANTEES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, ARE MADE, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT, AND THE PUBLISHER WILL PROVIDE NO REMEDY FOR INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE, OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES ARISING FROM THIS WEBSITE, INCLUDING SUCH FROM NEGLIGENCE, STRICT LIABILITY, OR BREACH OF WARRANTY OR CONTRACT, EVEN AFTER NOTICE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES HAS BEEN MADE. THE INFORMATION PROVIDED IS NOT TO BE CONSIDERED A SUBSTITUTE FOR THE ASSISTANCE, DIAGNOSIS, MEDICATION OR ADVICE OF TRAINED EXPERTS AND PROFESSIONALS, MEDICAL OR OTHERWISE. THE PUBLISHER ASSUMES NO RESPONSIBILITY WHAT SO EVER FOR ANYTHING REGARDING ANY WEBSITES OUTSIDE OF THIS WEBSITE, INCLUDING THE WEBSITES THAT THIS WEBSITES PROVIDES LINKS TO AS A SERVICE. ALL INFORMATION ON THIS WEBSITE IS COPYRIGHTED BY THE AUTHOR(S) AND THE PUBLISHER. INFORMATION SUBMITTED TO THE PUBLISHER IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE SUBMITEE (INCLUDING THE SECUREMENT OF ALL RIGHTS FROM THIRD PARTIES) AND ALL SUCH INFORMATION PROVIDED BY A SUBMITEE SHALL BE CONSIDERED NON-CONFIDENTIAL AND COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE, ROYALTY OR OTHER COMPENSATION. THE PUBLISHER WILL PERPETUALLY AND IRREVOCABLY KEEP THE NON-EXCLUSIVE RIGHT AND LICENSE TO PUBLISH, REPRODUCE, USE, DISCLOSE, DISTRIBUTE, EXCERPT, DELETE, EDIT AND DISPLAY ALL SUCH INFORMATION, OR PARTS OF IT, WORLDWIDE IN ANY WAY SHAPE FORM OR FORUM THE PUBLISHER CHOOSES.

If you do not want to be bound by all these terms, please do not use this website.

Thanks.

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